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  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
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  200,400 Estimated amount of silicone and collagen implanted in Americans in 1988, in pound...
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  We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it....
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• Picard: "Tactical analysis, Mister Data." Data: "The destroyer has minimal shields.
  Their disrupter capacity appears to be only two-point-one megajules....
• Stand (or sit if you are more advanced) on the shore and sing at passing ships.
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