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When Neanderthal Man Lumbered Home From The Hunt, He Was Less Than Fully Erect, According To Anthropologists.
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When Neanderthal man lumbered home from the hunt, he was less
than fully erect, according to anthropologists. That figures, of
course, considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was.
Related:
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
Unless above himself he can Erect himself, how poor a thing is man!
-- Samuel Daniel (1562-1619) -- To the Countess of Cumberland, Stanza 12...
Love is man's delusion that one woman differs from another - still, man is better off than woma
he marries later and dies sooner....
When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes.
The greater part of all mischief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims....
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.
Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman....
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows.
Then they would get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman....