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  he fellow commented to an office buddy, "but she's the only girl I've ever dated who had a condom-vending machine on the wall of her john....
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
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• I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
• Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.
  '" -- David Letterma...
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'