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• Like Aesop's fox, when he had lost his tail, would have all his fellow foxes cut off theirs.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
• Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
  Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock....
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• I'm a fellow who bleeds every time a tree is cut down.
  Fresno Bee, 4/28/66 -- Ronald Reaga...
• The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
• Man is a social animal who dislikes his fellow beings.
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• Cut 'em off at the past!
• The problem of narcotics is dreadfully serious. You'd be surprised at the people you see in your everyday life who use drugs.
  I knew a fellow who had a habit. Very bad habit. In fact, his habit got so bad I stopped selling to him....