Did You Hear About The Army Noncom Who Had Stripes Tattooed On His Penis So He Could Pull Rank.

Did You Hear About The Army Noncom Who Had Stripes Tattooed On His Penis So He Could Pull Rank.

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Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on
his penis so he could pull rank.

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