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• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• Did you hear about the new resturant on the moon? Nice setting, but not a lot of atmosphere.
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes.
• Did you hear that anal sex is a bum trip.
• Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.