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• Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
  She didn't know what was eating her....
• Heard of the Irish girl who bought a vibrator and broke off her front teeth.
• Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
• Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.
• Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.