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ALIMONY -- Buying Gas For Another Man's Car.
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ALIMONY -- buying gas for another man's car.
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Paying alimony is like pumping gas into another man's car.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. BAER
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. -- Arthur Bae
It is now almost as expensive to fill the lawnmower with gas as it once was to fill the car.
The fancier a car is named, the more gas it is burning. -- Frank Jacob
This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles....
If your heart were filling gas tanks on a car, you could fill about 400 cars a day, if they were almost out of gas.