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• Vile's Law of Roadmanship: Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's.
• ALIMONY -- buying gas for another man's car.
• Phoebe: Okay. [She puts the car in gear. The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.
  ] Phoebe: Oh, no! Rachel: What, what's it, what's going on?...
• It is now almost as expensive to fill the lawnmower with gas as it once was to fill the car.
• Paying alimony is like pumping gas into another man's car.
• This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• If your heart were filling gas tanks on a car, you could fill about 400 cars a day, if they were almost out of gas.
• Most burning issues generate far more heat than light.