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This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
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In my car, I can drive 200 miles and the gas gauge stays on full.
Just 20 feet after that 200 mile mark, and the gauge drops dead and falls to near empty. Why?...
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
MegaHertz: a VERY large car rental company.
Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat.
I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say....
I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...