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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the nymphomaniac.
  it was nip and f--k all the way....
• Hey! That was funny. Did you hear...
• Did you hear about the unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
  They go around burning question-marks on people's lawns....
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to hit the market -- under the name Easy Come, Easy Go.