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Purchasers of a forthcoming book title TARZAN'S JUNGLE SECRETS will find that it describes a number of ways to get off an elephant.
Scientific research has, at lon last, produced something to measure the degree of female sexual arousal.
It's called clitmus paper....
SELF-ABUSE -- Letting your fingers do the whacking.
SEXUAL GRAFFITI -- The glandwriting on the wall.
SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.
SUPERSEDE -- Clark Kent's sperm.
SUPERTOOL -- A Hungdingus.
TEN-INCH ERECTION -- Double-digit inflation.
The Kraft Foods corporation denies that it plans to establish an Israeli subsidiary called Cheeses of Nazareth.
Then there was the one about the whimsical masturbator who had an offbeat sense of humor.
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