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Instructions for making the quintessentially dry martini recently reached us from Palm Springs.
The host puts ice and straight gin into glass ......
It's rumored that Alcoholics Anonymous may sponsor a spin-off group to be called Cocksmen Confidential.
The new organization would, of course, address itself to the problem of habitual drinking....
It's widely believed that the balconies of skin-flick theaters are reserved for tier jerkers.
LESBIAN ORGY -- A pussy wallow.
MARITAL FIDELITY -- Unadulterated boredom.
Maybe you've heard about the sheepherder in a remote part of the West who was held captive in a UFO with an all-female crew.
He was found by the police on the side of the road, muttering, "I've ju...
OBSCENE PHONE CALL -- Aural sex.
POSTCOITAL MEAL -- A twatluck supper.
PROSTITUTE -- A tollhouse cookie.
Publishing sources report a brisk advance demand for a new book about guided-muscle development.
It's titled PUMPING IRENE....

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