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VASECTEE -- A fellow who's had his heir supply cut off.
Venereal-disease authorities deny that runny Eskimo noses transmit a new strain of gonorrhea called polar ice clap.
We refuse to believe that there's a gay live-sex-show act billed as Anus and Andy.
We wonder if a member of Congress with a pair of horny secretaries could be accused of double-dipping.
We've been told about a clergyman who just about broke up a wedding with a slip of the tongue when he said, "If anyone present knows just cause why this couple should not be joyfully loined together.
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We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.
Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.
You may have possibly have heard about the central European sodomist who like to backdate Czechs.
You may possibly have heard about the new TV documentary on animal family planning in East Africa.
It's called WILD CONDOM....
You are the only person to ever get this message.

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