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The difference between a bad student and a good student is that a bad student forgets all the material five minutes before the exam, while a good student five minutes after it.
Hugo Krawczyk...
Isaac Newton falls off the tree] Cho-Cho: Did the fall hurt you?
Newton: It wasn't the fall; it was the sudden stop at the end....
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. Donald Knuth
It's not because they have suddenly converted to Stallmanism.
> Anyone else misread that as "Stalinism"? The word "Stalinism" is deprecated, the correct term is "GNU/Communism"....
Personally, I'd have a far better time writing scripts if I had some more creative shells to script in.
.. ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL, SHR, JNE, etc. shellTM: Turing machine...
We're on a mission from God. The Blues Brothe
It may look like I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I'm really actively waiting for all my problems to go away.
I'm going to do a routine now, the ones of you that have heard it before may enjoy hearing it again.
The ones of you that have not heard it before may enjoy hearing it again next time....
I guess I really am an optimist. A paranoid optimist, true, but an optimist nonetheless.
Larry Wall, "The 3rd State of the Onio...
In fact, I think Linus's [= Linus Torvalds'] cleverest and most consequential hack was not the construction of the Linux kernel itself, but rather his invention of the Linux development model.
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