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Computer Sciense is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes" Edsgar W.
Dijkstra "Programming Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about stars....
Discussing the shortage of IT workers as of 1998 on E-mail] Shlomi Fish to Omer Zak
Even the NSA doesn't have enough programmers....
Objective philosophy is like a pencil sharpener for one's mind. Shlomi Fish
Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi...
Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
"Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At prese...
Likewise." Added the interviewer and said: "Your answers were also very .
.. unusual." "Although this description cannot testify on their quality, I take it as a compliment....
The government of the Supporter will finance your travel, and you will be able to leave tomorrow morning.
We would like to inform you of the following facts: we cannot assure your safety during thi...
Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
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