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lt;rindolf> I'm siicckk of blogging memes. &l
indolf> You are this file type. <rindolf> You are that type of cloth....
lt;rindolf> sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
<rindolf> It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!...
buu Stevie[FP] with a plunger. * Stevie[FP] looks for the verb in that sentence &l
ili> i think you're missing a verb <Stevie[FP]> I think he's missing a brain. &...
lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...
lt;rindolf> mofino: I have some money, and am living and am supported by my parents.
<rindolf> mofino...
)-< +-- -- Moses the Smiley by Shlomi Fish
Computer Sciense is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes" -- Edsgar W.
Dijkstra "C programming is no more about computers than astronomy is about stars....
The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to say "Do you speak English?
. The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool is how to exit i...
He who re-invents the wheel, will understand much better how a wheel works.
He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel....
Sometimes you don't need to be familiar with a better alternative to know that something sucks.
Take Microsoft Word for example. Eran Keida...
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