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Lisa On Lollapalooza: Wow! It's Like Woodstock, Only With Advertisements Everywhere And Tons Of Security Guards.
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Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
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Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
-- Lisa reflects on Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...
Bart: Eh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza
Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me....
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security guards?
Lisa: Security guards? -- At the nuclear power plant, "Bart on the Road...
Bart: [sniffing] What is that smell? Lisa: It smells like Otto's jacket.
.. -- Which can only mean one thing... "Homerpalooza...
Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
Uh... Christianity. Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...