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Homer: You Made It! You Have Any Trouble Getting Past The Security Guards?
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Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security
guards?
Lisa: Security guards?
-- At the nuclear power plant, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
-- Lisa reflects on Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...
Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of the box....
A good amulet may protect you against guards.
KRISHNA The Hare Krishnas now have a security van service operating for the delivery of money and other material objects.
Guards prevent robberies using chanting and gongs....
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
Homer: Donut? Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: [offers some of the donut he's eating] This has purple stuff inside....
Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...