Principal Skinner: Mr. Burns, What Is The Secret To Your Success?

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Principal Skinner: Mr. Burns, what is the secret to your success?
Mr. Burns: Family, religion, loyalty... these are the demons you must slay if you want to be successful.
Episode: AABF17, Monty Can't Buy Love [note to morgan: get other quotes from this episode]

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