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• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
  [holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! Chalme
  [dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?...
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....