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• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my demon.
  Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky Charms....
• Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?
  } Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu: [singing along badly] The Dream Police, they live inside of my bed
  The Dream Police, they come to me in my head, The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now, Oh nooo....
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
  Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it....
• One seafood burrito, Apu.
  -- Homer makes a purchase from the Kwik-E-Mart, "Principal Charming...