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• The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it.
  The Carthaginians knew it. Now <you> know it. -- Herman, "Bart the General...
• Through the travail of ages Midst the pomp and toil of war Have I fought and strove and perished Countless times under the star.
  As though through a glass and darkly The age old strife I see Where I fought in many guises, many names But always me....
• Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  -- Gen. George S. Patton, "War As I Knew It", 1947...
• André Bensoussan once explained to me the difference between a programmer and a designe
  "If you make a general statement, a programmer says, 'Yes, but....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• During the invasion of Sicily in World War II, General George ("Blood 'n' Guts") Patton was preparing to take the city of Palermo.
  He checked with his meteorologists and learned the day he had chosen would be incredibly rainy....
• The Surgeon General says always wear your rubbers.
• Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
  Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....