Lisa: [sigh] I've Got To Stop Being So Petty. I Should Be Alison's Friend, Not Her Competitor.

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Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person...
Bart: Way to go, Lis. I mean, why compete with someone who's just going to kick your butt anyway?
Lisa: [pause] I prefer my phrasing.
Episode: 1F17 Lisa's Rival

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