Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was
getting bored with the first grade.
Lisa: You're younger than me too?
[look worried, starts breathing into her paper lunch bag]
Alison: Are you hyperventilating?
Lisa: No...I just like to smell my lunch.
-- No snouts and entrails there, "Lisa's Rival"
