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• Principal Skinner, as he returns to Capitol City on his motorcycle
  Ah, 433rd street -- my old neighborhood Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Lisa: A rose by any other name smells as sweet Ba
  Not if you call them 'Stench Blossoms'. Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Grandpa Simpson to old lady: Hello, beautiful! Woma
  In your dreams Grandpa: We'll see about that! [falls asleep and starts snoring] Episode...
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
• Principal Skinner: "Do you kids want t be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?
  Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• The Superintendant: "But I'm a public servant. I can't use my judgment.
  Episode: When Principal Skinner & Mrs. Karbopel have an affair....