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• Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
  Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
• My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
  My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
  As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
• We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
  -- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• Waitress: And for you, sir? Rabbi K: Ah, let's see.
  I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop, eh, too fatty....
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...