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Mrs. Lovejoy, Screaming To The Crowd In Church: "Everyone Turn Around And Look At This!
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Mrs. Lovejoy, screaming to the crowd in Church: "Everyone turn around and look at this!"
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian?
Episode: 2F04, Bart's Girlfriend
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Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate] [gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone surrounds Bart] Ba...
Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important....
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important....
Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
Skinner: _That's_ the collection money! Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah, smells like church.
Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here....
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....