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• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Mrs. Lovejoy, screaming to the crowd in Church: "Everyone turn around and look at this!
  Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? Episode: 2F04, Bart's Girlfriend...
• Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
  Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
• Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing her she should be completely out of my system.
  OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church, Bart!...
• Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place.
  -- Bart tells Lisa to stop praying in church, "Homer the Heretic...
• Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.