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• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• What did the state table say to bitstring? I don't recognize you.
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  "Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev was the Secretary...
• As far as can be known, one of the major purposes for the entire State of Iowa is to keep Minnesota from sinking and hitting Missouri.
• The first sign of age ... is when you go out into the streets .
  .. and recognize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Seymour Hick...
• Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving.
  When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was....
• Rebellion is like witchcraft. That's what it is, it's like witchcraft.
  -- Missouri State Rep. Jean Dixon, on labeling offensive music. USA Today, March 20, 1990...