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Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, Can You Point To The Monkey?
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Homer: [watching TV] Maggie, can you point to the monkey?
[Maggie points at Homer]
Pfft. What do babies know?
Lisa: Maggie, can you point to the credenza?
[she does so]
Homer: D'oh!
Episode: 1F21, Lady Bouvier's Lover
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