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• Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
  -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Yuppie going into Mo's Bar: This place isn't a Faux-Dive
  his places is a dive! Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaura...
• Arnold Schwartzenegger at a Press Conference for the opening of a Planet Hollywood (type restaurant) in Springfield
  Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by my secretary....
• T.V. Commercial for the new Springfield Waterfront shopping cente
  More over Baltimore, Springfield has stolen your idea!...
• Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitte
  People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they can trust, that's why they hire teen agers....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt better.
  [hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"....