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• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Marge: Homer, you've cooled down! Homer: That's what you think!
  Rrowr! [grabs Marge] -- Feeling hot, "Selma's Choice...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
  Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo! Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?...
• Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
  Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld... Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue.
  I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh....