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Oh, Dear, Where Can The Matter Be When It's Converted To Energy?
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Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE Oh, dear, where can the matter be When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity. Johnny's so long at the fair....
Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy.
Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other....
Electromagnetic energy lo
Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
.. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
Tell me the tales that to me were so dear, Long, long ago, long, long ago.
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- Long, long ago...