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Seduced, Shaggy Samson Snored. She Scissored Short.
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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Silently scheming,
Sightlessly seeking
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
-- Stanislaw Lem
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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
Quote #222 Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short.
Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide....
A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
-- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
Even his ignorance is encyclopedic. -- Stanislaw Lem
Think before you think! -- Stanislaw Lem