Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll be of the opposite sex....
Chorus: Clone, clone of my own, With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone, Since her mind is my own, She'll be thinking of nothing but sex....
Randall Garre
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate.
-- Jerry Dreshfield...
There once was a young man named Gene who invented a screwing machine Concave and convex it served either sex And it played with itself inbetween.
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
"I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears....
A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance.
She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts....
Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.
Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests. But what if he forgets?

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