Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
And darkness was upon the staff members thereof....
And the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying, "It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof.
Now, the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "I...
And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and it is very strong.
And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto ...
And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!
There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads of Yen So he built him some chicks Of silicon chips And hasn't been heard from since then.
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
There once was a hacker named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly.
Because in their haste They used Library Paste, Instead of Petroleum Jelly....
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)

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