A Handsome Young Cyborg Named Ace, Wooed Women At Every Base, But Once Ladies Glanced At His Special Enhancement They Vanished With Nary A Trace.

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A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,
Wooed women at every base,
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace.

-- Barracks Graffiti,
Sparta Command

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