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Homer: Aah! It's The Rapture! Quick, Get Bart Out Of The House Before God Comes!
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Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before
God comes!
-- Homer is awakened by construction,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail....
Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on] Marty
It's time for more deeee-mentia with Dr. Demento. Ba...
Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go back to the fourth grade.
Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the dish ran away with....
Homer: We're going to lose our house and end up living under a bridge like common trolls.
Lisa: I don't think Bob won that election legally....
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome to you, sir....
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Bart: So whoever it is who wrote that note wants to meet us here tonight?
Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein....