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• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
  Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
• Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go back to the fourth grade.
  Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the dish ran away with....
• Barlow: Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby Quagmire, you ask, oh reasonable listener?
  Because this town is under the stranglehold of a few tie-dyed tree-huggers who would rather play hackeysack than lock up the homeless....
• Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing.
  The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- intensive ordnance delivery vectors....