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• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
  [everyone gasps] There. Bart: We want the truth!...
• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last month's mayor election.
  All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted for....
• Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.
  [dials phone] [scene shift to Bob leaving prison] By special order of the mayor of Springfield, you are hereby granted a full and complete pardon....
• Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
  [everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....