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• a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
  Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
• Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
  a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Moe: Whatsamatta, Homer? It's the hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
  Homer: Oh Moe, my wife gave me the ol' heave-ho because of some lousy picture....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
  .. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....