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• creen: "Third season"] Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
  Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy!...
• Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
  Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....