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• Willy: Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
  [Skinner appears and axes him] Argh!...
• Me mule wouldn't work in the mud. [mournfully] So I had to put seventeen bullets in 'er!
  -- Willy, problem-solver, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all gonna die!
  [Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat....
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
  .. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...
• a chainsaw noise is heard] Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
  Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one....
• Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
  [Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe....