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• If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be done!
  [Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
  So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....