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• Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
  Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth....
• Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
  So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
• Girls, girls, girls!
• Homer: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.
  Danger comes in many, many forms, from the dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors, to the....
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.
• I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
  -- Frank Deford, sports write...
• Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
  I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...