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• Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
• Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
  Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
  She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...