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Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar To The Front Desk. The Front Desk Is Looking For Mr.
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Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is
looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.
-- Homer arrives at the Candy Convention,
"Homer Bad Man"
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Man: {Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses.
} Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?} Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips....
Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movie
Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz....
A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.
He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr....
Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there!...
Marge: Homer, are all these pockets necessary? Home
They wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out wheelchair!...
Edna: Tonight's homework assignment is -- Ba
[exaggerated] Oh, man: is it hot in here. I'd better take off my sweater....
Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself.
In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would!...
Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
.."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...