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Hear Ye, Hear Ye. The Court Of Infernal Affairs Is Now In Session.
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session.
-- The Grim Reaper speaks, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
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Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
A strong nor'-wester 's blowing, Bill! Hark! don't ye hear it roar now?
Lord help 'em, how I pities them Unhappy folks on shore now!...
Homer: [ringing bell] Hear ye, hear ye! What's for breakfast!
Marge: Toast. Homer: I don't understand thee, Marge....
Hear ye not the hum Of mighty workings?
-- John Keats (1795-1821) -- Addressed to Haydon, Sonnet x...
Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Home
Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!...
Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
Ye sons of France, awake to glory! Hark! hark! what myriads bid you rise!
Your children, wives, and grandsires hoary, Behold their tears and hear their cries!...
Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye!
Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!...