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Jimbo: Hey, There's No Monster. Ralph: You're Deceptive.
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Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster.
Ralph: You're deceptive.
Otto: I don't see anything.
Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving the bus?
Otto: Ooh, una momento, por favor.
-- Spanish 101, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
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